Victory

Success! Even if its only partial. I now have one peanut butter ad. It looks like my plan is starting to pay off. That's a good thing because I'm getting damn tired of writing about peanut butter, even if it is a miracle cure for cancer. By the way did you know peanut butter is a miracle cure for cancer. I just made that up but maybe its true. You never know. Are you ready for me to make more shit up about peanut butter. Well you better be, cause I'm gonna. On average 5 tons of peanut butter are eaten each hour, its just that good. Apparently you're the only person who doesn't know about it. So get out there and make it six tons. If you eat that much peanut butter you might even become a peanut butter popeye. I don't know about that one but it could just be your spinach. Actually popeye ate peanut butter not spinach, the vegetable industry just tricked everyone into thinking it was spinach because no one liked spinach and everyone already liked peanut butter. Of course the reason they liked peanut butter was because it is just so good. i don't know if you've heard this before but peanut butter won both world wars. The germans just didn't embrace peanut butter the way the US did thats why the allies won. Well vodka was a major factor in WWII as well as peanut butter, but WWI was all because of peanut butter. Anyway have you ever tried putting vodka in peanut butter. I've never tried it but it might work. I feel as though I'm rambling at this point so I'll just go eat some delicious peanut butter. Why don't you eat some peanut butter while surfing the interwebs, which by the way were made possible by none other that peanut butter.