Bees and Wasps Need Eye Exams

Ok these ads are totally freaking me out man. How the fuck does anything I've written have to do with bee and wasp removal. I haven't even mentioned bees or wasps. Well I guess now I have. I can understand the one about getting an eye exam, although thats almost more scary to me. I think I gave google blurry vision when it read my blog. I mean I can sympathize, sometimes I get blurry vision especially when I ignore my body. You know how it gets when you forget to eat or sleep for a couple days straight. If I keep mentioning bees and wasps do you think it will keep coming back with ads about bee and wasp removal or will it jump to some other conclusion. I wonder if I can affect the ads by writing about things that I think would be funny ads. What if its really just a sham. Google puts out these ads and tells you they are based on some super dee duper smarty pants algorithm but in reality they got some fat guy with acne all over his back who glances at your webpage and types in a couple keywords that trigger the ads you get. I bet he didn't even look at my page. He was probably wrapping up a long day of staring at the interwebs and just put in the first thing that came to mind: 'bees and wasps need eye exams.'