Dear Google Ads

I've come to the realization that this relationship is just not working out. Don't worry its not me, its you. You don't seem to understand me. Made its because I treat you like a joke but that just can't be helped. I mean you are a joke. You don't really work. The slim chance that even one person would click on you is exponentially smaller that the minuscule chance that they might read this blog. Seriously the type of people who would like my writing probably aren't the same type of people who would click on web ads. However, all is not lost for you. I have decided to keep you on my blog in the same out of the way spot as I've had you all along. I'm just going to ignore you from now on. Well maybe I'll make fun of you every once in a while but its married life for you from here on out.

Yours unfaithfully,
Beerdo