If dreams were real

Running. Trees, maybe I can just plow through in between them. Ow brambles. Ok maybe I ought to walk. Got to be careful to grab the brambles between the thorns. Never put too much pressure on them that way the thorns won't stick into you. Ok that wasn't too bad. Maybe I can run again. Oh.

What happened? Why is it dark out. Blood, why am I bleeding? Oh yeah something hit me on the head. Must have run into this branch. How long was I unconscious. Oh I guess its not dark out I just couldn't see anything. Man I've never heard of loss of vision from hitting your head. Why is everything the wrong color? Where the fuck am I? Where did all those trees go? And the brambles, I distinctly remember brambles. Why is the sky shimmering? And the ground seems to be moving. I must have hit my head a lot harder than I thought. That would explain all this blood. Well I guess I better find some water and wash my head off. How am I supposed to find any water with everything moving like this. Well I guess this more flowing bit is water. It is a bit clear. Holy Shit is that my reflection? I look awful. Wow I really must have lost a lot of blood, its all over my head. Wonder where it came from, I can't seem to find a cut. Ah, that's better. Now I better figure out what the fuck this place is. Huh, the tree seems to have disappeared. No wait, if I tilt my head just right and look out of the corner of my eye I can just see it. Oh there's the rest of the woods, and the brambles. I knew there were brambles! I wouldn't forget something like that. Why can't I see them regularly. Oh shit what the fuck is happening? Why won't I stay on the ground? What happened to all the vegetation? Why is there nothing to hold onto? Getting hard to breath. How the fuck can gravity just stop working? That must be what's happening. That would explain why the air seems to be getting thinner, it must be dispersing with nothing to hold it to the earth. I better not make any movements. That would just propel me further from the ground. Maybe I can fart really hard and push myself back towards the ground. Too much effort. I think I'll just close my eyes for a bit. Getting really tired. Must be from lack of oxygen. Losing my vision again. Damn I had hoped to go out with a bit more of a bang than this.