More thoughts on pig weed

I know its not really the best thing to be thinking about. But I can't seem to keep this pig weed idea out of my head. Some may say that all of the ideas expressed in both this post and the last are completely unethical and extremely cruel. And to those people I say I completely agree. But it makes an interesting and thoroughly amusing thought experiment.
Ok I've got this pretty much completely figured out now. I still haven't really considered how many pigs you would need per say square meter of sea of green style grow, but I'll outline the strategy for one pig and that could be repeated for more if necessary. First of all you're gonna need a treadmill. Good meat requires good muscles, not overly tough but still reasonably well exercised. The confinement of a grow op and the need to keep the pigs from eating the plants means you will probably have to cage the pig. Now this should be fine, many domesticated pigs are raised as pets in cages. This does raise another problem: for god's sake don't give the pig a name. At first giving the pig a name may sound like a good idea, but don't be fooled. When you are looking down at that delicious bowl of roast pork do you really want to be thinking 'Oh God! I've killed Betsy!' NO! You want to be thinking 'mmm this is gonna taste great.' So just skip the whole name idea. Now on to the cage. The size of your cage should depend both on the size of pig you have and the size of your growroom. I would suggest getting a cage that can fit the treadmill inside, that way you won't have to deal with supervising the pig's exercise. Also you will probably want to be able to get inside the cage yourself. You don't want your weed smelling like a pig sty now do you? I'm no expert on pig exercise habits, but I figure a couple hours a day of casual walking pace on the treadmill should be good.
Well that's about all I've thought of so far. I'll post more ideas if any come to mind.


(Please note that if you can't tell this is a joke then you are an utter moron and I have no respect for you at all)