Hats

What is a hat? Does it say something about you or just about how much money you have? My guess is that its part of your personality. You've got your no haters, those brave souls who walk around with unprotected noggins, or maybe some ear muffs if its brutally cold. Then there are the bandanna dudes, your dewrag gangstas, and your headband hippies, who've all got some vested interest in what they look like. But then again you have your long-haired hippies who just use the bandanna to hold their hair back. Or is it just part of the culture, like your southern boy with his baseball cap and the fish hooks on the brim. is he trying to make a statement or just blend in with the rest of 'em. Or he might even have them because he fishes frequently. Or maybe it's functional like the bald guy with his knit hat instead of hair or the balding guy who uses a cap to cover his bald spot. And what of these fancy knit caps with patterns in them that are not just for show but also functional. I don't know how to handle the headgear thats multipurpose.
Do you look good in a hat because you radiate contentment from wearing it, or is there a specific hat that will look good on you whether you like it or not. Why'm I even talking anymore, are you even listening. If you are you should listen in a British accent because I'm hearing one. Not really sure why, must've been talking to too many Brits. What right do they have to fuck up the way I think. But then again what right do I have to think my way is right. Careful there, if you start to question whether you're right you bring up a lot of unwanted questions.